What now? Do you stay in bed all day eating tubs of ice cream, watching Danielle Steel movies and bawling your eyes out? Yes. Do you kick your ex’s door down and beat the crap out of his new girlfriend and cut off his (never that great) penis? No. Do you write pages...
Okay, so I went to Walmart on Thanksgiving night because: 1. There was nothing else open and I needed coffee, without which getting up in the morning is not possible, and I wasn’t keen on spending the rest of my days in bed. 2. I thought, No one will be there. They’ll...
If you have ever been dumped, you know what I’m talking about. You’re going along just fine, dealing with the ups and downs of your relationship. Maybe more downs than ups. Okay, so you were constantly complaining about the way your man hogged the remote, or farted in...
Okay ladies, admit it. You hate aging. I know I do. And I have a remedy for aging that you are going to LOVE. First, a few legitimate complaints: Here’s what THEY say about aging, and it’s all bollocks: • Gray hairs look good on you. (Bollocks!) • Age doesn’t matter....
Yes, my totally awesome girlfriends, I am capitalizing on that famous book title to get you to read what I have to say about boyfriends and husbands, their shortcomings (oooooh–what metaphors surface in my sarcastic mind for that word) and our endless struggles...
You’re probably right. He does have a roving eye. How do I know this? Because he’s a man. Because he has mind-numbing levels of testosterone and a second brain which takes over whenever scantily clad hotties are within sight. To be fair, girlies, he just can’t help...
