So, girls… We’ve all been dumped one way or another at some time. You may have heard one of the following regarding why you were being dumped: “It’s just not the same. We’re always fighting.” The Divas’ translation: You’re not young, innocent, and ignorant of my...
A really scary thought . . . Okay, so, in a previous rant, Holiday Sales and Uppers, I wondered if there would be any stores left to supply me with beauty products after an Independence Day-like disaster. No makeup? No hair dye? No moisturizer? No exfoliant? No nail...
Black Monday. Holiday marketing has gone off the deep end. Black Friday on Thursday is not enough. It’s been extended to Monday and beyond. Soon, we will be living in a perpetual Black Friday world. And like Bill Murray in Ground Hog Day, we will be forever...
Every year I say: I’m not going to eat apple pie, stuffing, mashed potatoes, an appalling assortment of homemade cookies, holiday candy, and cinnamon pumpkin bread until it’s coming out of my ears and I can’t sit up straight in a chair. But I do it....
So, girls, I am shopping—of course I’m shopping. It’s October, and I went to the local grocery/clothing/everything store to stock up on cold-weather essentials such as hot chocolate with those tiny little marshmallows. Roaming past the Halloween...
