Black Monday. Holiday marketing has gone off the deep end. Black Friday on Thursday is not enough. It’s been extended to Monday and beyond. Soon, we will be living in a perpetual Black Friday world. And like Bill Murray in Ground Hog Day, we will be forever...
Every year I say: I’m not going to eat apple pie, stuffing, mashed potatoes, an appalling assortment of homemade cookies, holiday candy, and cinnamon pumpkin bread until it’s coming out of my ears and I can’t sit up straight in a chair. But I do it....
What now? Do you stay in bed all day eating tubs of ice cream, watching Danielle Steel movies and bawling your eyes out? Yes. Do you kick your ex’s door down and beat the crap out of his new girlfriend and cut off his (never that great) penis? No. Do you write pages...
Okay, so I went to Walmart on Thanksgiving night because: 1. There was nothing else open and I needed coffee, without which getting up in the morning is not possible, and I wasn’t keen on spending the rest of my days in bed. 2. I thought, No one will be there. They’ll...